Which Freewrite You Need Based on Your LORD OF THE RINGS Identity

Annie Cosby
March 19, 2025 | 1 min read

We've chatted with the creatures of Middle Earth to discover their writing preferences and which Freewrite devices work best for each of them.

Find your Lord of the Rings identity below and discover your next Freewrite.

You're a HOBBIT.

Let’s be real. You’re only going to leave the house if forced. Smart Typewriter is what you need for writing beside the fire.

You're a RANGER.

It might be hard to admit that even in a fantasy world you’d be a human ... but rangers are important! Traveler is your go-to as you roam Middle Earth. And good job for admitting you're boring in every world.

You're a DWARF.

Alpha's backlight is going to make writing a breeze deep in the mountains. And it's light enough that you can wander the mines of Moria for inspiration.

You're a WIZARD.

That means you’re an immortal creation spirit, so of course you feel most at home in the cosmos. Cosmic will take you there.

You're an ORC.

Valentine grabs your eye because it's your favorite color. The color of human blood.

You're an ELF.

One of the lucky ones — you have the gift of foresight. And you can tell Wordrunner is going to be magnificent. Your foresight tells you to get your $1 reservation in now.

You're GOLLUM.

Kudos for being able to admit you're a slovenly cave dweller who likes shiny things. You get Hemingwrite for having the courage to really do that soul-searching.

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